Stay Strong

honted:

big-gay-mike:

tokoshi:

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

Is your therapist washing you?

used her hand sanitizer

(via infinitesabysmal)

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Mar 12, 2020

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

(via thebootydiaries)

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Mar 12, 2020

bitchycode:

me after every conversation: shit they’ll never wanna talk to me again

(via surprisebitch)

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Mar 12, 2020

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Mar 12, 2020

mothman-noises:

Me, five minutes into any conversation:

(via bob-belcher)

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Mar 12, 2020

wadey-wilson:

no offense to 2020 but what the fuck

(via janellemnicole)

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Mar 12, 2020

bonecouch:

loveamongthesailors:

wizardjpeg:

and btw the seas are fully dried up

cant take a bus to the beach to fact check this one right now but reblogging to spread the word just in case

how would the bus driver know when to stop

(via lobotomiez)

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Mar 12, 2020

wetookanoath:

BuzzFeed Unsolved: True Crime — Season 6 is back on March 13th, 2020!

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Mar 12, 2020

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Mar 12, 2020

redbirdblogs:

moonchild8914-deactivated202305:

slr2198:

ersatz-emojicon:

hedonisticallystoic:

funny-tik-toks:

Torches make you look like a racist… Beautiful

*Citronella shaming.

1-800-buy a fucking chicken 😂😂

@instructor144

@kedreeva

(via werethefrigginwinchestersboys)

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